I Don't Recognize My Body Anymore - Zend Wellness

"I Don't Recognize My Body Anymore"

You're eating right, trying to exercise, but nothing works like it used to. After having a baby, your body operates by completely different rules.

Find out what's really happening in your postpartum body in 2 minutes: Get your personalized plan to work WITH your new mom hormones instead of against them.
Question 1 of 7

How long has it been since you had your baby?

0-6 months (still in the thick of it)
6-12 months (thought I'd feel normal by now)
1-2 years (getting really frustrated)
2+ years (feeling completely stuck)
Question 2 of 7

Is this your first baby, or do you have other children?

👶 This is my first baby
2️⃣ This is my second child
3️⃣+ I have 3 or more children
👭 I had twins/multiples this time
Question 3 of 7

Which of these is making your life harder right now?

Select all that apply

🤰
This belly that won't budge
😴
Tired even when baby sleeps
🍩
Can't stop craving sugar
😤
Mood swings out of nowhere
🌫️
Can't finish thoughts
💧
Feeling swollen everywhere
Question 4 of 7

What's your breastfeeding situation?

🤱 Still breastfeeding (and always hungry!)
🍼 Combination breast and bottle
🧪 Formula feeding only
✅ Finished breastfeeding
Question 5 of 7

What feels impossible to control right now?

🐌 "My metabolism is completely broken”
🍫 "I can't stop eating sugar - help!”
🔒 "My body refuses to let go of weight”
😴 "Too tired to care about anything”
😩 "ALL of this - I'm drowning”
Question 6 of 7

How many solutions have you already tried to lose the baby weight?

1-2 solutions (getting discouraged)
3-4 solutions (nothing works anymore!)
5+ solutions (I've tried EVERYTHING)
Just starting to look for solutions
Question 7 of 7

If you could wave a magic wand and fix ONE thing, what would it be?

👗 Get my pre-baby body back
💧 Stop feeling puffy and swollen
⚡ Have energy to enjoy motherhood
🧁 Control these crazy cravings
🧘‍♀️ Just feel like myself again
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Analyzing your answers...

Calculating your hormonal disruption score
Evaluating your metabolic patterns
Identifying areas for recovery
Generating targeted solutions
Developing your personalized plan
THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING

Your Body Is Stuck In "New Mom Mode”

It's not your fault. Your hormones literally changed the rules, and willpower alone can't beat biology.

Why Nothing Works Like It Used To

Here's what nobody told you about your postpartum body:

Your "I'm Full” Signal Got Turned Off
The hormone that makes milk (prolactin) also blocks GLP-1 - your body's natural appetite control. That's why you're always hungry, especially for sugar.
Your Body Wants to Store Fat
Your body thinks it needs extra energy to make milk and take care of a baby. So it tries to save fat for later use. That's why losing weight feels so hard now.
Stress Hormones Are Stuck "On”
Chronic stress from sleep deprivation and new mom life keeps cortisol high, which stores fat around your belly and makes you crave carbs.

Bottom line: You're not lacking willpower. Your body's operating system changed, and you need something that works WITH your new biology.

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